Welcome to your nightmare, Corey.
Sad about Waffle House...
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Security Check
Select all images where the Eagles failed miserably.
Enter Security PIN
Check your totally legitimate gift card.
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Find the Antique
"Among the collected souls of ages past,
I stand where memories are cast.
Not the largest, nor the small,
But I watch over all.
Flip me over, see what's true,
The code beneath waits for you."
Final Question
What year did the Eagles last win a Super Bowl that actually mattered?
You know what?
I'll just show you.
Go get it.
What does the note say?
Alright. You've earned this.
One last step.
Remember that Waffle House card?
It's not what you think.
Find the black box. Tap the card.
Enter the final code from the receipt.
🎉 YOU WIN 🎉
Fine. You actually did it.
Check your email for your Steam gift card.
Don't spend it all on games about teams that actually win championships.